Live blog: Silence of the Lambs

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i dunno why but i got the inspiration to watch silence of the lambs again! ive seen it a looong time ago when it came out..vhs tape of course, and cant rmember much about it now other than general ideas of who and what it was about. so i youtube the thing and it's onnnn.....so lets live blog what's going on!

well hafta catch up coz im on part 2 of 12 parts already!

to recap:

clarice shown climbing up a hill using a rope, clarice sweaty running...then i didnt see much coz i was doing something else. cut to clarice talking to scott glenn...my scott glenn is still young in this movie but jodie is already showing her butchiness!..i think the fbi training scenes is pivotal for her to set free her inner butch!!she is told she will interview hannibal lecter.

some questions about buffalo bill, some gruesome pics...bla bla bla...scene with a creepy doctor.....who looks way familiar!...cant remember which tv series ive seen him last. he is walking her around where hannibal is locked up

end of part 1

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clarice meets barney the kewl scary cell guard...with voice with a lil hint of barry white.

clarice walking the scary cell.....ewwwww one told her he can smell her .....acccckkk!!

clarice meets hannibal...maann just to hear hopkins say "Closer pls. cloooserrr" is creepy enough!

bla bla bla.....clarice looks like a cross of sigourney weaver and....i cant remember...her hair is waay awful! no wonder she hated being a girl!

bla bla bla....buffalo bill removes women's skin!! soo wannabe taxidermist!..cant really say a wannabe as he seem to have successfully done so.

hannibal dissing clarice's shoes.......ahahahaaaa!! i dont kno which one is more awful, talking to a cannibal or a cannibal dissing your shoes!

apparently hannibal doesnt like tests and questionnaires. last one who gave him a test, he ate his liver with flava beans!! ewww i hate beans! i hated tests too, i used to have 10 item quiz per class on 5 classes per day..for 5 days! but i never ate any of my teachers! trust.

clarice walked away...she didnt wanna get eaten of course. pass the other loonies in the hallway again. i wouldnt wanna be rooming with this people i swear.

ewwwwwwwwww!!!! one threw his spoooge at clarice's hair!! so this is where something about mary got their idea! i bet the loony didnt like clarice's hair too! i told you they'r awful!

some commotion and rattling of bars....other inmates want to get their hair done as well!!ahahaha!!!

hannibal called clarice back for some tips.....about hairstyle!? biiitchplease nooo! some tips about looking into yourself....cant make out what he's saying, some tips about the killer i guess. something about looking into yourself and how rude that miggs was throwing his spooge at her....i cant hear much miggs the flying spooge is too noisy!!!

Hannibal not very nice, he shouted at clarice to go now!...did her hair just stood up?? ahahaahaa!!

end of a part 2.

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clarice walking out of the prison building. she didnt seem to have washed off the spooge....but her hair looks less limp now - i suppose from excitement.

she's staring at her clarice mobile....flashback when she was young.....OMG!!! have u seen the CSI episode where there's a kid girl genius who plotted a murder, put his brother to almost prison then eventually bro offed himself and she got away with the murder? on two episodes!the one that was needling georgia fox?....she looks like she's playing the young clarice here!! how old is this girl and that CSI girl? is she just a midget? dakota fanning outgrew her!! or maybe this girl is her mother. people age weirdly in hollywood. midget girl hugged her daddy. cut back to present...clarice is crying. well obviously she missed her daddy who is nice and totally not like miggs at all!!

clarice back in quantico for some fbi butchiness. you are supposedly to check corners when you're trying to jump and shoot someone. i bet this piece of advice from baldy fbi trainer will save her butt in this movie!

some dudes just checked out her butt while she's jogging with another female friend and reciting some fbi stuff -- movie establishing she is pretty and nerdy.

omg!!microfiche! so high tech in those times to be reading news from microfiche! clarice is reading about murders. she got a call from scott glenn again.

omg!!! double omg! (for effect)..miggs the flying spooge is dead! apparently hannibal convinced him to off himself. hannibal is so protective! or jealous? he does not want any one else soiling clarice!

they gave clarice some bangs.

ive forgotten the innuendos in this movie!! apparently yourself is not clarice's self..it's a storage!owned by miss muffet! i bet theres a dead body there....i doubt it's shoes for clarice! good thing clarice is not too self centered or narcissistic to think yourself is herself! plus 5 points for clarice!!!

clarice is so mcgyver! whats a girl to do when something is too heavy to lift up? get a jack!! hear that!?? a jack! who says you dont learn from movies!

creepy scene in a car inside the storage! headless mannequin..red cloth.....eeeeeeeeewwwwwww!!!! severed head!!!!!

clarice went back to hannibal...somethign about esther muffet being an anagram.........

aaarggghhh!!!!

end of part 3. and im hungry....when are we going out to dinner!?!?

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some interpretation of the garage...but cant make it out, youtube editing is s#%#!

hannibal gave her a towel...clarice asking about the head. hannibal wants to talk about buffalo bill...these two cant date! hannibal wins - you dont eat people for dinner and let a girl outtalk you! he's talking about buffalo bill being an old patient of his!! oohhh no clarice wins! he's talking about headless muffet....who apparently is a guy! some psychobabble about trannies. hannibal said he didnt kill him/her/it. just tucked him away after missing 3 appointments.

me wondering....buffalo bill did it too!?! clarice being grilled if scott glen has the hots for her.

lights in his cell turned on...his drawings are no longer there. ..punishment for talking miggs to death. clarice asking about transformation..hannibal talking about views....no wonder jodie didnt like men! no focus!!...i am soo watching the silence of the lambs southpark episode again!! TP!!

curly haired girl singing in her car. late at night. guy in fancy mask with night vision goggles waiting for her in her...apartment? parking lot?...aaahhh the classic! helpless guy dragging, pulling a couch to his van...curly hair gonna help him...see this is before warnings on forwarded emails about helping strange dudes!

she helped him...she got in the trunk to help him with the couch...........bingo!!girl is asked if she is size 14 .....and punched unconscious!....this is why i dont want to go beyond size 10!!!! man scissored her shirt in two...and got off her back skin.....

cut back to clarice in boxing training..i bet a trainer will say something earth shattering again about tips on boxing!! police gotten out of her training...police found another dead woman in river again. 3rd buffalo bill victim.

end of part 4.

IM HUNGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY....I wanna have dinner now before i see more dead bodies!

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clarice reciting psych profile of buffalo bill. scott glenn demonstrating he is wise and one step ahead of hannibal.

they walked into the victim's house...lots of cops....cops hating the feds....clarice hallucinating she's the creepy midget kid again and theres a dead cop in the coffin who is his dad. drug trip over. cops killed her buzz.

clarice asked them to step out - cops were just drinking coffee and chatting anyway....in front of the dead woman in a bag!

coroner opened the bag...they all got a solo camera shot to show their expression when they see somethign gruesome...most looked away but scott and clarice closed their eyes!...totally soulmaaatesss!!!ahahahahaa!!..that space between nose and lips of scott and clarice are ultra shinny from Vicks (?)...it's like got milk ad except weird!lolol!

omggg!! they are pulling something out of the dead woman's throattttt!!!....mariah carey?....nooo!!! it's puppa!!! a bug cocoon!!

EWW!!

end of part 5

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Fascinating. Your stories are better (more hilarious, at the very least) than the movie itself!