Gossip Girl: bonfire of the vanities and past

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the last episode was a blah, jenny's eyeliner was being introduced really as a new character! ok scratch that, i'll just call jenny, eyeliner. last episode she pulled this supposedly kewl fashion show using her "hip" young dresses (they were awful) and midget models to walk the dress....in a charity gala attended by old people. i mean septuagenarians. supposedly they'd be good potential backers....but helloooo...rich old people have hip young people to worry about those!...unless they are designer adult diapers..but still! so eyeliner's dad was pissed any almost got her imaginary butt in jail but badhairday lilly stopped him from it. dramatic eyeliner went in a huff, packed up her stuff and dragged her sewing machine around new york channeling madonna's desperately seeking susan....in a hood. i love this show! and nate....bangs nate....mailed a handwritten letter to her place...her place where she had supposedly ran away from, her place where her dad and brother are mega pissed off with bangs nate....that's why i love him, he does not think!! whatever happened to emails? internet cafe? im sure there's one in NY! anyway, im not keeping with the reality stuff of this show, i dont care!..that much.

so next the new episode...which i'll prolly just watch later coz helloooo is' 520 already!! so bonfire of the vanities...it looks like eyeliner burned her sewing fingers from readin the handwritten letter?ahahahaah!! my interpretative powers are really screwed!!
from the looks of the previews, looks like eyeliner got a fight with jealous midget model, so midget model burned eyeliner's dresses!!! what did i tell you people about jealousy!!? huh?!? only guest characters get jealous, and really spending time in the chinky for arson is more than awkward!

so ima watch this later. maaaaannnn ive to click on thousand links again just to find one not blocked by qtel!!aaaaarggghhhhh!!!!

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well Eyeliner did not burn her hands afterall! agnes the midget model got pissed off with her and burned all the clothes they were trying to show to potential backers.....and eyeliner just stood there and wailedddddddddddd:"THAT IS MY LIFE!"

if that is your life, you could have shoved the drunk midget out of the way and at least pulled those dresses from her...no matter how terrible they are coz they are your life!! i bet she'd have shown more passion and vigor if somebody took her eye makeup!

and then one of the oldest cliches in the book: Aaron Rose the manho artist with hair like frogglerock muppet dating faux hippie Serena. He once told Serena something along the lines of: "it is up to you if you want to keep building barriers between us....." this is when she first swore she will not date him coz she keeps runing into him with other girls.

then another along the lines of: " I dont kno how they do it in highschool but i want to see a lot of people. i dont want to be living a life where people dictate who i see, not see, bla bla bla..." along those lines!...........and Serena forgave him again and replied by going out with him in her nightgown and a coat and they run free in an autumn set gorgeous central park!

ahahahahhaaaa!!! it's sooo stupid it's funny!