Post by unanimous on Sept 18, 2006 10:01:35 GMT 3
Stars Jason S. from Transporter series. It's a dick flick, dont bother much with the story line but as introduction he's an assassin who wanted to quit and things went awry. He was injected with a chinese cocktail drug and was supposed to die but found out he can stretch out his life long enough to get back on his enemies by doing things that will pump up his adrenaline like getting mad, doing heavy physical stuf, having sex.
Dick factor: It's the transporter's movie so u'd expect kewl fight scenes, kewl cars and kewl chases. sorry but none of those:( he only chopped off one big guy's hand, and the final standoff just involved some chinese men standing up shooting their guns while mexicans scamper around. thats about covers the fight scene. there's some breast exposures when he walked in a seedy bar but that's it. Supposedly a shocking scene coz they made out in the middle of chinatown infront of a crowd in broad day light...but it just went...bleagh. nobody even took their clothes off:(
chick factor: If you're into butt exposure, there was like long minutes of jason running through the streets wearing hospital gown with his butt getting exposed...but he was wearing puma trainers and dark socks..personally it didnt look sexy at all..lol:P
cinematography and editing: i dont kno if it's just me but i think it was attempting to be like Out of sight, Trainspotting and snatch and came up short. If uve not seen those mentioned movies, the novelty in this flick would wear out in 10 minutes if not sooner. and the ending reminded me of Layer cake. Basically, i think if u'r watching a movie and u'r reminded of many movies...it's not a good thing; either u've watched too many movies already for ur own good or the movie is not engaging enough to stay focused. Just wait for it in DVD if u'r curious.
personal pet peeve: the girl in the movie though is pretty was too whinny and hysterical... too whinny and hysterical for a movie. if it's real life i'd understand, but it's just movies, women act kewl now a days in movies!l:P
Dick factor: It's the transporter's movie so u'd expect kewl fight scenes, kewl cars and kewl chases. sorry but none of those:( he only chopped off one big guy's hand, and the final standoff just involved some chinese men standing up shooting their guns while mexicans scamper around. thats about covers the fight scene. there's some breast exposures when he walked in a seedy bar but that's it. Supposedly a shocking scene coz they made out in the middle of chinatown infront of a crowd in broad day light...but it just went...bleagh. nobody even took their clothes off:(
chick factor: If you're into butt exposure, there was like long minutes of jason running through the streets wearing hospital gown with his butt getting exposed...but he was wearing puma trainers and dark socks..personally it didnt look sexy at all..lol:P
cinematography and editing: i dont kno if it's just me but i think it was attempting to be like Out of sight, Trainspotting and snatch and came up short. If uve not seen those mentioned movies, the novelty in this flick would wear out in 10 minutes if not sooner. and the ending reminded me of Layer cake. Basically, i think if u'r watching a movie and u'r reminded of many movies...it's not a good thing; either u've watched too many movies already for ur own good or the movie is not engaging enough to stay focused. Just wait for it in DVD if u'r curious.
personal pet peeve: the girl in the movie though is pretty was too whinny and hysterical... too whinny and hysterical for a movie. if it's real life i'd understand, but it's just movies, women act kewl now a days in movies!l:P
