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Post by unanimous on Feb 23, 2008 1:54:33 GMT 3
In the last QBB gathering (3 hours ago), the long running topic was who are the worst actors of all time in the popular american cinema and the list was narrowed down to the ff. in no specific intensity of awfulness: 1. Sylvester Stallone - this was strongly opposed by Snakeywinkie of course but did you see the director's cut of Rambo 4?? John Rambo killed the main villain by doing a monologue! No one has ever achieved that in cinema before!! and the way the villain's head just exploded was awsome. A septuagenarian John Rambo will be out soon and it will be creatively titled as...GRANBO. 2. Steven Segal - I have to admit Segal wasnt that awful in the 80s. Remember Nico? Remember Hard to Kill? remember all those scenes when villains would try to mob him in a car garage or near a pool table? remember when he was a pissed off cook? those were good times!! Glimmer man was still watchable and that film with DMX....but after that......it just went downhill from there. He couldnt act crap even if his life depended on it but he can kick butts so he didnt need to act. but after his gut just started growing, and in a mid-life crisis sort of turn of events, he started attaching his films with hip hop gangsta culture which is just odd coz now he seems totally confused!! he wants to talk like an italian mob, he wants to asiankick butts, and he also wants to be gangsta badass with hiphop music!! The following two emoticons can accurately capture his RANGE of facial expressions:  and  3. Jeane Claude Van Damme - he is just too hilarious for words. Maybe someone else can wax eloquent about his acting talents. I heard in all his movies, there is always some sort of explanation why he is an american with a weird accent. I'd say based from what ive seen of the adverts of his movies.....his main talent is that he can perform splits! 4. Chuck Norris - but he is a demigod and his tears can cure cancer so we'll leave him alone. 5. Wesley Snipes ...... ahahahahaa!! i'll get back at yah when i finally stop laughing....Ballz can give you a good impersonation....*dies laughing*.......... |
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Post by Salty Dog on Feb 23, 2008 9:12:15 GMT 3
i still religiously read all ur post, Sirfartalott. But, u forgot to add one more. Tom Cruise. He surely belongs on top of this list.
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Post by unanimous on Feb 23, 2008 9:30:27 GMT 3
eh? you've to state your point and give valid examples.....ive not really watched much tom cruise movies - and in the last MI movie he just looked like a zealot scientology nutjob, i couldnt concentrate on his "acting"!lol!
which tom cruise movies made you hurl? ;D
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Post by Salty Dog on Feb 23, 2008 9:33:58 GMT 3
well, for example, u can chk out 'top gun' or COcktails and Dreams". Viewer discretion is advised
But, i have to say, that movie with Jack Nicholson and "Footloose" guy was a good one. Military Courtroom drama?
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Post by unanimous on Feb 23, 2008 9:46:17 GMT 3
Few Good Men - Jack Nicholson is a classic in it, i didnt notice tom cruise. i actually forgot JN told him : "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!"
Top Gun - i was 11 and have not seen fighter planes before so that was kewl - although i cringed at that tender age when he sang in the bar you've lost that lovin feeling...lolol!
Cocktails - i wouldnt dare, i would bang my head on airplane seats to knock myself out if i ever find myself stuck in a plane movie with that one!
i'd say tom cruise still has more movies to make to prove himself worthy of this classic line up - he's just bad so far, not yet to my classic bad, unless he comes out with more scientology videos!lol!
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Post by Salty Dog on Feb 23, 2008 9:49:35 GMT 3
wimmen!!  @ top gun bar scene |
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Post by unanimous on Feb 23, 2008 9:53:29 GMT 3
well salty, i ovulate and that bar scene is still an EWWWWWWWWW scene!!  |
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Post by unanimous on Feb 23, 2008 9:55:34 GMT 3
im not a tom cruise fan, but if u've seen it while you were a kid of the 80s, ET, Indiana Jones, Back to the future 1, the goonies, karate kid 1 - those are the golden years man!lol!
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Post by Salty Dog on Feb 23, 2008 10:01:21 GMT 3
Speechless @ UR passion for the yesteryears. God Bless You.
It was Jaws that made my day back then. used to see that movie over and over again every night at dinner. I really dont remember any other movie... and yea, ET was decent too. ET GO HOME!!! i wanted to get of my boarding school too.
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Post by unanimous on Feb 23, 2008 10:10:22 GMT 3
Speechless @ UR passion for the yesteryears. God Bless You. It was Jaws that made my day back then. used to see that movie over and over again every night at dinner. I really dont remember any other movie... and yea, ET was decent too. ET GO HOME!!! i wanted to get of my boarding school too. OOOH YEH JAWS!! but that's 1975!! i could barely walk!lol! but when i saw jaws during betamax years, i was forever awaiting movies with giant fish!? I stalked the video rentals for Orca the killer whale - i stopped when i saw a film adaptation of Moby Dick.....porn...lolol! alas, after that, i didnt even bother with Free Willie - i never trusted movies with dubious names again. |
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Post by Salty Dog on Feb 23, 2008 10:17:50 GMT 3
as we speak, i am d/ling some video called wombraider. Lets (rather let me) hope it lives up to its name.
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Post by unanimous on Feb 23, 2008 10:19:43 GMT 3
That is supposedly how angelina jolie 'won' brad pitt -- it's a love story.....lolol!
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Post by unanimous on Feb 23, 2008 10:20:19 GMT 3
it has jennifer aniston init - dont say i didnt warn you
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Post by Salty Dog on Feb 23, 2008 10:21:57 GMT 3
LMFAO
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Post by Curly Curls on Feb 23, 2008 10:35:41 GMT 3
im not a tom cruise fan, but if u've seen it while you were a kid of the 80s, ET... Now I know where I had seen this small actor with a big head before...! |
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Post by belishabeacon on Feb 23, 2008 10:37:41 GMT 3
Not really an actor, but I gotta nominate DAVID HASSELHOFF!!!!!! He sucks big time. Ever seen his music videos? Everything he touches turn to sh*t.
And that guy from Dawson's Creek (they show reruns every afternoon, giving a handful of unfortunate souls the privilege of seeing him NOT succeed in acting)
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Post by Salty Dog on Feb 23, 2008 10:38:29 GMT 3
im not a tom cruise fan, but if u've seen it while you were a kid of the 80s, ET... Now I know where I had seen this small actor with a big head before...! Where? PS, its a slow saturday for me so far. |
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Post by Salty Dog on Feb 23, 2008 10:39:56 GMT 3
too bad he shares his last name with the smoke i like a lot.
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Post by Curly Curls on Feb 23, 2008 10:44:10 GMT 3
Not really an actor, but I gotta nominate DAVID HASSELHOFF!!!!!! He sucks big time. Ever seen his music videos? Everything he touches turn to sh*t. The video for 'hooked on a feeling' is pure genius. ;D I also nominated Dolph Lundgren but he was forgiven out of pity. Nicolas Cage's case is uncertain due to some early oscar. |
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Post by Salty Dog on Feb 23, 2008 10:46:21 GMT 3
How about adding Diane Keaton to the list?
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Post by belishabeacon on Feb 23, 2008 10:48:43 GMT 3
Steven Segal abandoned his Japanese wife and child to go to Hollywood after he sucked the secrets of martial arts from his wife. I saw it on Hollywood True Stories!!!
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Post by unanimous on Feb 23, 2008 10:53:39 GMT 3
Not really an actor, but I gotta nominate DAVID HASSELHOFF!!!!!! He sucks big time. Ever seen his music videos? Everything he touches turn to sh*t. The video for 'hooked on a feeling' is pure genius. ;D I also nominated Dolph Lundgren but he was forgiven out of pity. Nicolas Cage's case is uncertain due to some early oscar. ROFLMAO!!! i believe the exact words were....."dolph lundgren knows he's bad" i dunno how ballz ended up giving him credit for effort!lol! Nicolas Cage, if he doesnt stop making movies with bruckheimer is getting there!!lol! OMG BELISH!! DONT MESS WITH THE HOFF!!!..........you kno in Germany he's close to a patron saint?!!?LMAO!!! that music video of his is a classic!ROFLMAO!! |
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Post by Curly Curls on Feb 23, 2008 10:55:09 GMT 3
"dolph knows is bad, but he can say 'at least i tried'" these are the words ;D
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Post by unanimous on Feb 23, 2008 10:55:39 GMT 3
How about adding Diane Keaton to the list? diane keaton has made some pretty decent films, i wouldnt put her on this list.............. however, i cant say the same for her fashion sense!lol!  first pic homage to mary poppins the 2nd pic, she was channelling her inner Matrix...take that monica belluci and your tight white skirt! |
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Post by Qatarcat on Feb 23, 2008 16:41:24 GMT 3
Hey! Keaton was in Godfather!
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Post by unanimous on Feb 24, 2008 14:35:40 GMT 3
what about Charles Bronson......nahh...he rarely speaks in his movies i think for anyone to challenge his "acting"
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Post by eve on Feb 24, 2008 16:32:26 GMT 3
Why is Chuck Norris in the list I for one agree he IS God !!!! |
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Post by Bink Brancer on Feb 24, 2008 17:03:40 GMT 3
Dolph Lundgren has a B.Eng in chemical engineering. That makes him a geek, not an actor.
While it's bad that Steven Seagal only has two expressions, Nicolas Cage only has one. Plus, I suspect he has smelly armpits. Which explains why none of his co-stars in any movie ever get within smelling distance of him, or at least keep their nose as far away as possible from his armpits. watch his movies if you don't believe me.
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Post by unanimous on Feb 24, 2008 20:41:28 GMT 3
now im gonna have to pay attention if anyone actually does get close to anyone's armpits in movies!!
i cant imagine anyone doing a dramatic scene or bad@zz scene while close to someone's armpits...it's just wrong maann!!lol!
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Post by Qatarcat on Feb 25, 2008 6:39:09 GMT 3
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and 
@ top gun bar scene
