2007 QBB awards!!!!

[Windus Bagus Ballz III]

cloclo said:

Best blind hopeful supporter: Hassan
Best deco adviser: Joe R

ROFL!!

;D

[Bink Brancer]

Best Foleign Language Poster has to go to Flenchie. I reckon montecristo can keep the Best Hussie award for being the biggest caaan't on QBB. LOL

[Windus Bagus Ballz III]

Ballz the independent adjudicator - screw PwC!

I'm actually gonna collate and compile the nominations in the various categories.. and announce the winners later.. or sooner.

Already, clear winners are beginning to emerge in some categories.

I'm not sure I could be any busier in the office today!

Prizes giving ceremony will be at Qitty's do.

[hassan1024]

must prepare my thank-you speech now ....

[hassan1024]

cloclo said:

Hassan, I'm afraid to say that it'll be much more than 50QR ;D

blergh, there's plenty of free porn on the net, right?

[Qatarcat]

Can we arrange for miniature purple hippos to presented as awards to the winners? ;D

[Curly Curls]

hassan1024 said:

cloclo said:

Hassan, I'm afraid to say that it'll be much more than 50QR ;D

blergh, there's plenty of free porn on the net, right?

Oh. THAT screening.

[Windus Bagus Ballz III]

That's right 'assan.. lead the way. Prize winners... no Halle Berry style blubbing please. And for phaacks sakes, no Stevie Wonder 'I'd like... to thank... the children of the world... and... blind lepers in Cambodia... I'm-going-to-take-forever-with-my-acceptance-speech-cos-I'm-blind,-rich-and-I-can' type speeches!

This audience won't wait for the music to boot your whiney long-winded ass of the stage!

[Windus Bagus Ballz III]

admin said:

Can we arrange for miniature purple hippos to presented as awards to the winners? ;D

Hey.. I'm not sure if I love that idea.. or if my avatar might suffer from over-exposure and devalue its immense significance and celebrity.

;D


I think the award should be a toilet roll... to remind us of just totally ridiculous this whole oscar idea is, as well as signify the shyte that is spewed up here on a daily basis... which shyte spawned these awards.

[Curly Curls]

I already have my draft speech for best foreign language. Should not change much ;D

[Curly Curls]

"and the QBB rose scented toilet roll goes to..."

[Windus Bagus Ballz III]

cloclo said:

I already have my draft speech for best foreign language. Should not change much ;D

You may also need one for Best QBB/Bollywood production Flenchie

[Curly Curls]

Once you'll hear the foreign language one, you may not need another

[Windus Bagus Ballz III]

We should have a Chinese biffer as MC and awards presenter..

'and the plize for best foleign ranguage poster goes to.. suplise suplise... Flenchie!!' He was earrier winner of the Best QBB Borrywood ploduction award

[Curly Curls]

I will need boards for the subtitles on this one (Bollywood, or... works fine with foreign language too).

[hassan1024]

*ahem*


I'd like to thank my lovely arse which supported me so well while I sat down to write this speech...

;D

[midget]

10dai said:

Ok, I added a few necessary categories.

And here are my nominations!



Best character in a drama series - Midge, Kimchi, Rin

Best comedian - Snake, Jack, Giasi, Fish

Best photography - Flenchie, Roki, Midget

Best thread director/author - GIASI, PM, Jack

Best administrator - Fish, Qatar Cat, Jack, Giasi

Best wind-up merchant - Snake, Ballz,

Best political drama queen - Jack, confusedarabchick, Midge

Best queen - Bajesus, Arseman, Peaches, Genesis, Fish

Best newcomer - Boris, qatar eve, killerbee, Salty Dog

Most politically incorrect activist - Muffdaddy, Midget, JoeR

Fit bird of the year - Dulcinea, Legz, Sever

Best QBB name - Labio, Hassan the Arseman, Sirfartalot, Salty dog

Best foreign language poster - Flenchie

Best QBB/Bollywood production - Flenchie

Best supporting bra - GIASI

Shagger of the year - Hmm...gotta be you Midge

QBB party host of the year - PM, Qitty,

QBB pisshead of the year - Legz, Giasi,

Best hussie - ??

Most improved QBB netizen - ??

Most banned QBB netizen of the year - Nordic. Unfortunately he couldn't be here to accept his nomination...

Poster of the year - Hassan the Arseman, Midget, Qatar Cat, Giasi

QBB lifetime achievement award - Fish, Qatar Cat, PM, Giasi,

Cock of the year - Ballz, Jack, Snake, Nordic, hamadf, Midget

Ok, I'll give you the drama queen stuff, but cock?

[Windus Bagus Ballz III]

So..the categories and nominations so far are...



Best character in a drama series - Midge, Kimchi, Rin, Guest

Best comedian - Snake, Jack, Giasi, Fish, Legz

Best photography - Flenchie, Roki, Midget

Best thread director/author - GIASI, PM, Jack, Ballz

Best administrator - Fish, Qatar Cat, Jack, Giasi

Best wind-up merchant - Snake, Ballz, Jack

Best political drama queen - Jack, confusedarabchick, Midge

Best queen - Bajesus, Arseman, Peaches, Genesis, Fish

Best newcomer - Boris, qatar eve, killerbee, Salty Dog, nexxie

Most politically incorrect activist - Muffdaddy, Midget, JoeR, Giasi

Fit bird of the year - Midget, Dulcinea, Legz, Sever

Fit fella of the year - ??

Best QBB name - Labio, Hassan the Arseman, Sirfartalot, Salty dog

Best foreign language poster - Flenchie, montecristo, sever

Best QBB/Bollywood production - Flenchie

Best supporting bra wearer - GIASI

Shagger of the year - Midge, Labio, Hassan the Arseman

QBB party host of the year - PM, Qitty,

QBB pisshead of the year - Legz, Giasi,

Best hussie (Award sponsored by The Muffdaddy Group) - ??

Best man-whore (Award sponsored by The Muffdaddy Group) - Jack

Best blind hopeful supporter (sport) - Ballz, Hassan the Arseman, JoeR

Best decor advisor - JoeR

Most banned QBB netizen of the year - Nordic, monte cristo

Most nearly banned/should've been banned QBB citizen of the year - Ballz

Poster of the year - Hassan the Arseman, Midget, Qatar Cat, Giasi, Ballz

QBB lifetime achievement award - Fish, Qatar Cat, PM, Giasi, Sirfartalot

Cock of the year - Ballz, Jack, Snake, monte cristo, hamadf, Midget

[Windus Bagus Ballz III]

Gender equality.

The awarding committee is all for equal opportunity. We believe in the inalienable right of women to be cocks too.

If the helmet fits...

[hassan1024]

shucks, if we'd come up with this idea before, we could have had voting for each category, in time for tomorrows ceremony...

[Windus Bagus Ballz III]

hassan1024 said:

shucks, if we'd come up with this idea before, we could have had voting for each category, in time for tomorrows ceremony...

We'll what we can with what we've got.

I'll just make a note of each vote for the nominees in the different categories, collate same, then announce winners later. I guess voters will just have to copy and paste the categories, then simply state their preferred nominees, just as you and fish have done.

[Qatarcat]

VOTE FOR FISH



^{and if you don't, consider yourself banned for life from QBB}

[hassan1024]

hokay, here we go

Best character in a drama series - Midge (all the same arent they)

Best comedian - Giasi

Best photography - Flenchie

Best thread director/author - GIASI

Best administrator - Qatar Cat

Best wind-up merchant - Ballz,

Best political drama queen - Jack

Best queen - Fish

Best newcomer - Boris

Most politically incorrect activist - Muffdaddy

Fit bird of the year - Sever ;D

Best QBB name - Sirfartalot

Best foreign language poster - Flenchie

Best QBB/Bollywood production - Flenchie

Best supporting bra - GIASI

Shagger of the year - muffdaddy

QBB party host of the year - PM

QBB pisshead of the year - Giasi

Best hussie - muffdaddy

Most improved QBB netizen - salty dog..

Most banned QBB netizen of the year - Nordic.

Poster of the year - Hassan the Arseman

QBB lifetime achievement award - Qatar Cat

Cock of the year - Ballz har-de-har

[Qatarcat]

haha ok my choices:

Best character in a drama series - Midget

Best comedian - Giasi

Best photography - Loki

Best thread director/author - PM

Best administrator - Cat of course! And Jack is not an admin by the way.

Best wind-up merchant - Jack

Best political drama queen - confusedarabchick

Best queen - Bajesus

Best newcomer - Boris

Most politically incorrect activist - Muffdaddy

Fit bird of the year - Legz

Fit fella of the year - Labio!!!

Best QBB name - Hassan the Arseman

Best foreign language poster - Sever

Best QBB/Bollywood production - Flenchie

Best supporting bra wearer - Labio

Shagger of the year - Hassan the Arseman

QBB party host of the year - PM AND Qitty = we share!!

QBB pisshead of the year - Legz AND Giasi = they share!!

Best hussie (Award sponsored by The Muffdaddy Group) - Peaches

Best man-whore (Award sponsored by The Muffdaddy Group) - Muffdaddy

Best blind hopeful supporter (sport) - Ballz

Best decor advisor - JoeR

Most banned QBB netizen of the year - monte cristo (aka Nordic)

Most nearly banned/should've been banned QBB netizen of the year - Ballz

Poster of the year - Hassan the Arseman, Midget, Qatar Cat, Giasi, Ballz = we all share!!

QBB lifetime achievement award - Sirfartalot (admins don't count)

Cock of the year - hamadf


And a new category - best local poster of the year - PENG!!!

;D

[midget]

I am insulted that I have not been included in the fit bird category.

[Qatarcat]

midget said:

I am insulted that I have not been included in the fit bird category.

Gaaaaaaaaasp true.

Ok working on it.

[Qatarcat]

VOTE FOR FISH



^{Because I said so.}

[Qatarcat]

Well we can't really get Oscars, so what are the ideas for the name of the award??

Hippo?

lol

[Curly Curls]

Qatarz?

[Qatarcat]

The Blahsphemys..lol